HAHAHAHAHA at my existance.

Pardon my absence.
And what does the usual entail?You know, basically along the same lines.
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Oh, you know… Running around doing hood rat things with my friends.
And I don’t believe that, you’re far more interesting than I.
You’ve had to be doing something worthy of your time.
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Pardon my absence.
Oh? With what might I ask?
This and that, you know… the usual.
How’ve you been, Claire?
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Pardon my absence.
I’ve been….. Mm..busy..
Hi.
Don’t tempt me, unicorn man. Because now it’s probably going to happen.
I really don’t think you realize how excited I am!
Seriously.
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I’m kind of done with this whole “mister nice guy” bullshit.
I think it’s the complimenter’s choice on whether the complimenteeis sexy or not.
Then I will take it as a compliment.
Thank you, Claire.
I’m kind of done with this whole “mister nice guy” bullshit.
It wouldn’t hurt to look, I mean I’d help you if it’s lost but I have no idea what it even looks like. I’m Tyler by the way, nice to meet you.
Ahahaha, I have it. Thanks though.
You’re Tyler? I’m Tyler… Tyler Simms.
Nice to meet you.
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I’m kind of done with this whole “mister nice guy” bullshit.
Well now you know. -nods.-
I guess my next question is did someone take off with your wallet? That happens to the new ones, we’re not exactly nice people.
Well thanks for..well… the late warning.
No… no one did.. That I know of..
I’m going to have to remember that one too.
Or perhaps I wasn’t cut out for this place.
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I’m kind of done with this whole “mister nice guy” bullshit.
well only because you asked so nicely -throws water balloon-
Cooooooold!
-picks up an armful and throws one at her;
DIRECT HIT!
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